15 Things Your Lebanese Talking-Stage Will Tell You, And What It Actually Means

You're finally talking to your Lebanese crush after a while of stalking his mom's Facebook page? You go, girl! Lebanese talking-stage can take a while, though.

It is honestly brave to move past the red flags you noticed on his TikTok- but hey! Maybe they are all stereotypes, maybe he is a decent guy.

Tell me though, have you crossed paths with the infamous texts, like "What are you wearing rn?", or "Showering? Without me? *Crying emoji*"? Maybe you haven't... But I am sure you've heard some kind of variety of those same pick-up lines!

So, here is a list of "confessions" most Lebanese men will tell you and what they actually mean:

1. "I'm Very Religious."

There is a huge chance he is not. He is using the "I'm a man of God" card to make you trust him and gain your respect—when in reality, he might be the total opposite!

I am sure he has better achievements to respect him for... maybe.

2. "I Don't Believe In Boy-Girl Friendships."

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Wonder what that means? Yes, he never had a girl (space) friend without catching feelings.

He won't accept any of your guy friends, and the girl you don't need to worry about... Well, WORRY!

3. "I Don't Care What People Say; I Am Confident."

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Ah yes, Mr. "Independent Thinker". Spoiler alert: he is not.

In fact, he already asked his family and friends group chat about you! This one will make your life a living hell. Skip, please...

4. "You're The First Girl To Make Me Feel This Way. You're Different From The Other Girls."

A classic! The zero-effort compliment is supposed to make you feel "special".

Well... I'm sorry to tell you this but the 26 other "special" girls he is talking to are also competing for the same title. Should I even get started on the "You are mature for your age" line? The same red flag, but with different letters. Hey... at least he's literate!

5. "You Deserve Someone Better Than Me."

You better believe him... He is not lying about this one.

Unlike all the other "I told you" moments, he has a point in this one.

6. "My Phone Was On 1%. Sorry, I couldn't Text Back."

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He saw and he ignored.

He doesn't care enough, and his phone definitely was not "on the charger in the other room.".

7. "Whatever You Need, Call Me ."

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"Connections" or "Wasta," he says. Just know if you were to call, it would go to voice mail!