Here's What AI Thinks About People From These 15 Beirut Neighborhoods
We came across u/waldoplantatious’ adaptation of Vancouver neighborhoods accordingly to Artificial Intelligence and had to expand on it.
We all have our own opinions about the vibrant neighborhoods that bring life to Beirut’s streets. But, have you ever wondered what an AI might say about your favorite part of the city?
Especially after we saw its ability to tell Lebanese jokes and write beautiful poems about Lebanon .
Here are 15 incredible Beirut neighborhoods, according to AI :
Achrafieh
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The posh and glamorous neighborhood where every building screams, “Look at me, I’m fancy!” Expect luxury boutiques, high-end restaurants, and well-groomed dogs strutting down the streets.
If you can’t afford the lavish lifestyle, don’t worry; you can always window shop and dream of the day when you can buy that ridiculously priced handbag.
Just make sure your French is up to date if you want to chat with the locals since it’s the only language they understand.
Hamra
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The land of hipsters and “I-liked-it-before-it-was-cool” enthusiasts. You’ll find bearded baristas crafting coffee masterpieces, vintage shops selling plaid shirts that have seen more decades than the Queen, and enough tattooed artists to start a living canvas convention.
Don’t be surprised if you’re handed a Polaroid camera upon arrival—it’s the official currency of Hamra.
Just make sure to bring your own portable fan because the coolness factor here is off the charts.
Gemmayzeh
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Beirut’s party central. Gemmayzeh is where the night owls flock to. The streets come alive with pulsating music, laughter, and the occasional “YOLO” chant.
Be prepared to dance until the break of dawn and stumble upon random karaoke sessions in hidden bars.
Keep your eyes open for the elusive parking spot, and remember, in Gemmayzeh, parallel parking is considered an Olympic sport.
Mar Mikhael
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The land of ever-changing trends. One day it’s the hipster capital with mustache wax and vintage bicycles, and the next day it’s transformed into a haven for yoga enthusiasts and smoothie bowls.
Expect to see walls covered in graffiti that would make Picasso jealous and trendy cafes serving drinks with names you can’t pronounce. Remember to bring your own typewriter—you’re not a real Mar Mikhaelian without one.
Verdun
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The playground of the ultra-rich, where people dress better to go grocery shopping than most of us do for weddings. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where champagne flows from public fountains, and people sneeze gold flakes.
It’s a place where fashionistas roam the streets, casually sipping their lattes while perfectly balancing shopping bags filled with designer labels. Verdun is the ultimate playground for shopaholics with platinum credit cards. But hey, window shopping is free, right?
Just try not to drool on the Gucci displays, or they might ask you to leave.
Ras Beirut
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